Well, you know what people say about it being hard to get good help…
We’re in the market for a more efficient secretary. Any offers?
Seriously, just having opposable thumbs and being able to spell doesn’t mean you can do the job.
It’s our birthday today! Three years we’ve been the
only major entertainment around here. You’d think there might be a little more appreciation. A special birthday dinner, perhaps?
Oh! Wait…we’re being whistled…we’ll be back!